Gildan 64000 – Softstyle (100% Ring-Spun Cotton)
This shirt can teach an old dog new tricks.

Gildan 64000 – Softstyle (100% Ring-Spun Cotton)
This shirt can do its own laundry.

Next Level 6010 – Tri-blend (50% Poly, 25% Ring-Spun Cotton, 25% Rayon)
Some report this shirt makes you smarter.

Next Level 6010 – Tri-blend (50% Poly, 25% Ring-Spun Cotton, 25% Rayon)
This shirt never loses the TV remote.

Next Level 6010 – Tri-blend (50% Poly, 25% Ring-Spun Cotton, 25% Rayon)
This shirt always picks the fastest checkout line at the grocery store.

Next Level 6210 – 40% Poly, 60% Ring-Spun Cotton
This shirt can solve a Rubik’s Cube.

Next Level 6210 – 40% Poly, 60% Ring-Spun Cotton
This shirt can speak 4 languages (including Kiswahili)

Next Level 6211 – 40% Poly, 60% Ring-Spun Cotton
This shirt volunteers at local dog shelters.

Independent PRM4500 – 80% Cotton, 20% Poly
This hoodie currently holds 2 UFC World Title belts.

Independent PRM4500 – 80% Cotton, 20% Poly
This hoodie is CPR and First Aid certified.

Cap America i-3027 – Low Profile, Washed Pigment Dyed, Snap Back
This hat collects X-Files-themed Pez dispensers.

Cap America i-3115 – Low Profile, Structured, Snap Back
This hat has seen “Hamilton” 6 times.

Cap America i-7042 – Performance Athletic Visor, Velcro Back
This visor works weekends at the Apple Store’s genius bar.

Diner Mug – 13oz, Ceramic
This mug can hold its breath for 3 minutes.

Travel Tumbler – 20oz, Plastic
Doubled walled with clear plastic lid for hot and cold drinks… just not at the same time.
This tumbler was a synchronized swimmer in college.

Euro Oval Sticker – 4×6
This sticker can do 75 pushups.
// Free Sticker With Any Purchase //

Rectangle Sticker – 2.5×3
This sticker has been abducted by aliens 3 times.
// Free Sticker With Any Purchase //

Oval Sticker – 3×3
This sticker helped the Sun Wave sticker process its alien abductions.
// Free Sticker With Any Purchase //